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Musician Jokes

A guitar player and a drummer are walking down the street.
They walk past this bar.............................. well, it could happen.

Q: What's the definiton of Perfect Pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it hits an accordion.

Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player at the door?
A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever the hell he feels like it.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless!

Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

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